Sep 14, 2010 22:17
[Falcon? Mysteriously absent during this whole debacle? Yes? Where was he? Fixing the leak from hell at mommy's house Doing Important Captain Falcon Things and being oblivious to the school's most recent brush with death, of course.]
You people would not believe what I have been through.
falcon rant,
kind of a greasemonkey,
i need booze,
ow my most of me,
life's a bitch,
!max,
!lip,
!ionia,
!jeff,
!pit,
!goose,
!miller,
weekend trip,
!samus
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There was a plumbing emergency.
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Oh. You fixed a pipe this weekend. That is nice.
I joined the army.
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It was a very important pipe.
Good. Maybe you'll actually learn something about real life.
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Maybe I will. It was not like anyone else was ever going to teach me.
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I did teach you, but you wouldn't listen and decided not to talk to me for five years. So enjoy. Pay for your own tuition and room and board and clothes and crayons and tools and everything else you need. Don't come crying to me when real life chews you up and spits you out, because it will, and then you'll be sorry.
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All you taught me is that it is cool to lie to people that love you. If the best that you can do is tell me nobody will buy things for me anymore, that is not going to work. If you are going to wait for me to show up crying, you are going to be waiting for a very, very long time!
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Who said I'd be waiting? You'll learn your lesson, but I won't be here when you're done.
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I am not helpless! You can be sarcastic all you like but that will not change the fact that I am tougher than you think I am. My world does not revolve around you anymore, Papa!
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I never asked you to think of me like that.
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