ANIMEL WEEK

[pedaltothemetal]

[After a short trip to Pokédex.com on Sunday night, Falcon completely gave up on computers and the journal network in general. Apparently the kind of Pokémon he had become was not really one for being cooped up (doh ho ho) inside, and it wasn't long before he was completely adverse to being stuck indoors. Finding the urge to run around in the woods

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IDK WEDNESDAY ANYTIME

[4x4_of_manly]

[Somewhere outside, there is a hermit crab, still trying to find its way indoors.]

[fire_pawnch]

[Hermit crabs are too small for Falcon to pay attention to! Here comes a giant bird foot.]

[4x4_of_manly]

[AAAAAAAH. Scuttling just fast enough to avoid being stepped on! And claw-shaking action!]

Holy hell! Watch it!

[fire_pawnch]

[Falcon stops his foot inches from Lighter!]

What?

SOME DAY I CAN'T PICK

[icequeen_charan]

[EVERY MORNING. EVERY MORNING why did he even god damn he was so LOUD]

[Samus had similarly been finding it difficult to stay indoors, lest she accidentally catch something on fire with that long, fiery tail of hers. She could not use her computers very well with three claws. She could not busy herself repairing the bike or the one and million other little mechanical projects she liked to busy herself with with three claws. She could not eat anything wild and roaming in good conscious.

Instead, she spent her days busying herself by running across the grass while desperately flapping her wings and usually tripping all over herself. She'd get up and try again and again until she got managed to glide for a few feet, or got too hungry or tired.

Or had a sunbathing desire for one of those many various roofs. The lady dragon was lying down with her tail curled around her this particular day, dozing in and out of sleep above the teacher dorms.]

Re: SOME DAY I CAN'T PICK

[fire_pawnch]

[He just had to, okay. It was like saying hello to the sun.

Falcon liked to think he was faring better than Samus because he had basically given up on trying to do people things like type and fix bikes. Beyond his initial 'okay, what am I' search, he hadn't touched the journal network since Sunday (and unlike Samus, really had no qualms about going out into the woods and killing something. He just had to make sure it couldn't talk, first). It was pointless and just much easier not to fight the Pokemon.]

[SUDDENLY. A BASKET OF POFFINS. Taken from a squinty gym leader and thrown next to the sleeping Charizard by a giant flaming cock. He nudges her with a foot.]

Wake up. I brought food. Eat something because today I'm going to boot you off the roof.

ALL THE DAYS EVERY DAY

[blazinglizard]

[There was a lady Charizard on campus.

A lady Charizard.

Char may have already been spoken for, but instincts were a very powerful thing, and he'd never really been too good at conquering them. The instinct to surround himself with adorable little baby Charmanders was quite possibly the most powerful of all.

Samus may have been opposed to eating anything wild and roaming, but Char certainly wasn't. Samus wasn't going to be able to enjoy her nap for very much longer, because she suddenly had company: one (1) Kerosene, a twitching rabbit dangling from his jaws. Look, he brought you a present! And there was an 80% chance it wasn't a student! Wasn't he a great hunter? The kind of mate that could provide for hungry offspring? An extremely biologically fit male?]

Re: ALL THE DAYS EVERY DAY

[icequeen_charan]

[If this was Zebes or some other alien planet she would have been barbeqing the first unfortunent creature to cross her path. Here however, her hesitation to eat food not coming out of her fridge or out of a basket of poffins came from the fact it took her a while to hear Bulba's froggy cries when she nearly squished him. If she accidentally hunted and ate Jeff or someone else... whatever or wherever he was, she was sure she'd never forgive herself. Poffins would have to do.

...Or suddenly... a twitching rabbit.

She looked at Char. The rabbit. The basket of Poffins. Falcon.

And she blinked.]

WHENEVER IS MOST INCONVENIENT

[drawin_on_trees]

MR. FALCON MR. FALCON! I found some clues!

[comes FLYING OUT OF NOWHERE]

Hey! HEY! Are you listening? HEY!

[fire_pawnch]

[Oh god oh nnooooooo]

ACK. What. Yes. Yes, I'm listening. What is it.

[drawin_on_trees]

I FOUND SOMETHING.

...

...

Do you want to know what it is?

[fire_pawnch]

[He is going to regret this.]

Yes. Yes I do.

TUESDAY LET'S SAY TUESDAY AT 6AM

[tank_rockarms]

You are not the only one in the forest, Farukon.

There is a giant blue turtle guy and he's... lifting boulders up a hill and then... getting down on the ground and it looks like he's... bench pressing boulders.

Huh this seems somehow familiar.

Re: TUESDAY LET'S SAY TUESDAY AT 6AM

[fire_pawnch]

MAX

YOU ARE SCARING AWAY THE FOOD.

Falcon is not terribly pleased about this. He is chilling in a nearby tree watching.

Re: TUESDAY LET'S SAY TUESDAY AT 6AM

[tank_rockarms]

THERE ARE A MILLION POFFINS AT SCHOOL, GO EAT POFFINS.

He is just going to keep. Lifting boulders. Over and over again. He will do this for the next hour if you let him.

[fire_pawnch]

POFFINS ARE JUNK FOOD AND HUNTING WILDLIFE IS MORE FUN.

This Blastoise is behaving in a vaguely familiar fashion, so Falcon calls out to him from his tree. "HEY."

[pitticus]

[NOOO TOO EARLY

to do list: need to find a way to stifle that cock]

[fire_pawnch]

[YOUR MISSION, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT.

This particular morning he is on the roof of the student dorms. SUPER CLOSE. ARE YOU GOING TO LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT.]