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pedaltothemetal

Wherein Falcon has no hair and a longer entry is forthcoming.

Apr 02, 2010 20:30

[Falcon did not come into school on Thursday ( Read more... )

!skull kid, !olimar, !flint, i need booze, ow my most of me, !arceus, life's a bitch, !max, !jeff, !apple kid, !raiden, !snake, !otacon, !samus

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blondprodigy April 3 2010, 03:37:14 UTC

[Hey Falcon. Have a freckle-less kid staring at you.]

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 03:37:59 UTC

[Falcon is one-hundred-percent nonchalant.]

Hey Jeff.

blondprodigy April 3 2010, 03:41:01 UTC

Don't tell me... Someone glued your helmet to your head?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 03:43:13 UTC

No, not at all.

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tank_rockarms April 3 2010, 04:29:23 UTC

::Hey Farukonchan, have a Makkusu.

Makkusu has two weights strapped and glued to his arms. And Flak's helmet on his head. He's sort of scowling::

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:42:53 UTC

Hey, Max.

Doing all right?

tank_rockarms April 3 2010, 04:48:39 UTC

I got Flak's crummy helmet stuck to my head.

Why are you wearin' your helmet inside? Somebody glue it to your head, too?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:50:46 UTC

No. I misplaced my sunglasses.

Did you find anyone with solvent yet?

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notstevejobs April 3 2010, 04:31:14 UTC

::RING RING RING::

::RING RING RING::

::RING RING RING::

::YOUR HELMET IS RINGING::

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:42:34 UTC

Hello? Who is this?

notstevejobs April 3 2010, 04:50:29 UTC

Hello, Mr. Kyle. Mr. Kyle, there's a whole lot of empty perfume bottles in my room! I have no idea where they came from. Do you think that somebody's lost them? In my room?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:51:10 UTC

I think you have the wrong number. I'm not Mr. Kyle.

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rockinthrutime April 3 2010, 05:25:35 UTC

[Bob looks like she's about to cry herself. Her white hair is bright yellow.]

Are you alright?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 05:27:55 UTC

Yeah, I am. [LIE]

They got you, huh?

rockinthrutime April 3 2010, 05:41:56 UTC

Yes.

But, your hair...

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 05:48:03 UTC

My hair is fine.

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leadthemalong April 3 2010, 05:41:27 UTC

[A certain non-Falcon captain took notice in his silly combination. This captain also noticed that Falcon was absent on April Fool's day.]

All right, what happened?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 05:47:49 UTC

Nothing.

leadthemalong April 3 2010, 06:08:13 UTC

You are a horrendous liar. You were absent yesterday, and I don't recall racer helmets being fashionably appropriate with casual wear. You can tell me what happened.

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 06:08:55 UTC

24 hour bug.

And then I misplaced my sunglasses.

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