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Wherein Falcon has no hair and a longer entry is forthcoming.

Apr 02, 2010 20:30

[Falcon did not come into school on Thursday ( Read more... )

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blondprodigy April 3 2010, 03:37:14 UTC

[Hey Falcon. Have a freckle-less kid staring at you.]

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 03:37:59 UTC

[Falcon is one-hundred-percent nonchalant.]

Hey Jeff.

blondprodigy April 3 2010, 03:41:01 UTC

Don't tell me... Someone glued your helmet to your head?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 03:43:13 UTC

No, not at all.

blondprodigy April 3 2010, 03:59:40 UTC

[Jeff can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, Falcon.]

Oh, so you just... felt like wearing the helmet today...?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:00:36 UTC

I misplaced my sunglasses.

[FOOLPROOF EXCUSE]

blondprodigy April 3 2010, 04:03:13 UTC

You only have one pair?

[WELL THAT'S JUST SILLY.]

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:04:27 UTC

I think I left my extras on the island.

[ALSO FOOLPROOF.]

blondprodigy April 3 2010, 04:07:00 UTC

...You know, I still think going around as Captain Falcon doesn't do much to hide your identity at all.

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:08:15 UTC

It worked for an awfully long time. People are kind of stupid.

blondprodigy April 3 2010, 04:12:29 UTC

...Good point.

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:16:22 UTC

[Falcon suddenly realizes that something is TERRIBLY WRONG]

...Where are your freckles?

blondprodigy April 3 2010, 04:31:13 UTC

...I don't know. I-I'm pretty sure it's just some kind of make-up, but it's on pretty thick. I think it'll take a few days to come off.

Nothing can actually steal freckles, right? Even the two on... um... unexposed parts are gone!

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:39:55 UTC

I'll see if I can't find something stronger than just face soap.

What?

blondprodigy April 3 2010, 04:46:55 UTC

As long as it's nothing like steel wool.

They're... all gone. Whoever did it... w-would have had to... [VERY UNCOMFORTABLE TRAILING OFF. Being touched by mysterious strangers is not a fun thing for Jeff.]

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:49:01 UTC

Maybe...maybe don't think about that.

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