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pedaltothemetal

Wherein Falcon has no hair and a longer entry is forthcoming.

Apr 02, 2010 20:30

[Falcon did not come into school on Thursday ( Read more... )

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notstevejobs April 3 2010, 04:31:14 UTC

::RING RING RING::

::RING RING RING::

::RING RING RING::

::YOUR HELMET IS RINGING::

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:42:34 UTC

Hello? Who is this?

notstevejobs April 3 2010, 04:50:29 UTC

Hello, Mr. Kyle. Mr. Kyle, there's a whole lot of empty perfume bottles in my room! I have no idea where they came from. Do you think that somebody's lost them? In my room?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 04:51:10 UTC

I think you have the wrong number. I'm not Mr. Kyle.

notstevejobs April 3 2010, 04:59:27 UTC

Oh that's strange. There isn't even a number to dial...

To whom am I speaking?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 05:03:44 UTC

None of your business. How did you get this number?

notstevejobs April 3 2010, 05:13:06 UTC

That's alright, I'll just turn on the auto-captioning function.

Apple Kid: There's a number?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 05:28:25 UTC

[Oh my GOD suddenly! Green words flashing on the inside of his visor!]

APPLE KID. What are you doing?

notstevejobs April 3 2010, 05:39:37 UTC

::Oh hey it's Captain Falcon!::

Oh hi, Captain Falcon. I'm trying to call Mr. Kyle Hyde. There's this strange collection of empty perfume bottles in my room.

Did I call your sandwich by accident?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 05:40:47 UTC

No! You called my helmet.

How do you even call a sandwich?

notstevejobs April 3 2010, 05:47:49 UTC

Usually with a sandwich phone!

I'm surprised I called a helmet. You're sure there's not a receiver phone stuck inside of your helmet? You might want to check and see.

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 05:48:41 UTC

There's a phone inside my helmet, yes.

Can I do anything for you, Apple Kid?

notstevejobs April 3 2010, 06:00:17 UTC

And there's a nonfunctioning codec in your ear

Can you patch me through to Mr. Kyle? Or do you want me to tell you about these mysterious empty perfume bottles?

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 06:09:59 UTC

I have no idea why there are a bunch of empty perfume bottles where you are. They're probably there because you stink.

I'm not sure how I can patch you through to anyone.

notstevejobs April 3 2010, 06:21:42 UTC

Oh alright. I'll just try calling him myself then. Thanks for your help!

::click::

pedaltothemetal April 3 2010, 06:25:54 UTC

[And Falcon is stunned.]

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