Wherein Falcon announces football tryouts and whines about his age.

[pedaltothemetal]

Football tryouts. Tomorrow at the stadium, 9 am sharp. I know Max has been talking it up like crazy, but one more reminder couldn't hurt. Old players, feel free to come down too. Just because you've already played a season doesn't mean you're not welcome at tryouts. In fact, I'd like previous members there to show the new guys the ropes

Comments

[rockinthrutime]

Omigod, I can't wait to see you all try out! Can, like, the future cheerleaders be there too?

[pedaltothemetal]

I don't see why not.

Who is doing cheerleading this year anyway?

[rockinthrutime]

Wendy Koopa!

[pedaltothemetal]

Oh, really?

Better than Ocelot.

I'm glad someone stepped up.

[tank_rockarms]

I'll be there sir, you can count on me sir.

Be on the lookout for anybody who might be good on the line, sir. We need 'em.

[pedaltothemetal]

I know I can.

Yeah, that's right. We lost most of our big guys, didn't we?

[tank_rockarms]

I'm the only one left, sir. Except I guess for Knuckles and Sonic but they're short, sir.

[pedaltothemetal]

Knuckles is short, but he's strong. And most of our games are at night, so Sonic will be...stronger? And...stretchy, too.

[Private lalala]

[icequeen_aran]

Sorry I accidentally blew up Aliehs III last weekend oops. 8C

Of course it is. We can still customize the inside, I'm sure that'll be fun. We can install that spa on the dashboard right next to the cappuccino machine.

I-I talked with Snake yesterday but we haven't gotten that far in the log I promise I will back date the EXCITING results because I know you will ask. 8C

Fine. A little... bored, I think? Would contemplating how difficult it would be to install morph ball sized tubes around campus and more importantly wonder how long it'd take anyone to notice constitute as bored? Driver's ed hasn't exploded in a while I'm almost disapointed.

You sound a little bored Captain, too. What's on your mind? Aside from football. Can I come watch?

Re: [Private lalala]

[pedaltothemetal]

Sob.

I was thinking shag rug and a disco ball.

...Okay I wasn't.

It is ok I know the log is not very far but I just wanted to talk about how Max emasculates me I figure I can hear all about it later and for now I'll just take me not being killed in my sleep as a good sign.

I would do it. I'd build them for you. We could make a whole network all over campus. I mean, you'd be the only one who could use them, but you could pop out of nowhere like all the time, it would be great. Like a bunch of secret passages.

I am a little bored. I've been training a lot, but ehn. I haven't done a job in God knows how long. I'm sure you know how it feels. No. I mean yes.

Re: [Private lalala]

[icequeen_aran]

Yes you were you totally were.

Max makes me feel emasculated. 8|

You would use them too if you could, I bet. Build a secret passage right to your apartment.

Only too well, Captain. Usually the Federation has a posting list of wanted bounties but I haven't taken a look in a while... usually they come crawling to me with big jobs. ...Where do you usually get yours? Dark corners of bars, I imagine?

Re: [Private lalala]

[pedaltothemetal]

Not the disco ball.

If I could. But I can't turn into basketball, so. I'll build a secret passage to my apartment anyway.

When I first started I had a lot of Internova intel. Then I took stuff from the GF. Both came to me a lot. I guess it was their way of keeping tabs on me, giving me jobs. And dark corners of bars. After the accident I used the list. Basically only came out to take big ones and pissed off even more people. You know.

[tailsofambition]

I'll be there, Mr. Falcon! Knuckles told me I should try out, so I decided to come.

[pedaltothemetal]

I'll see you there.

[pitticus]

See you there, Captain! I hope I'm worth it!

[pedaltothemetal]

I'm sure you will be.