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[matchmaker]

Am I missing something here?

Don't get me wrong. I understand that a different set of rules apply to this place--especially when compared with what I'm used to. And that's great. Really. [Only not really. You people have no idea what you are doinggg. It's enough to drive a god nuts] But ... married?

How in Tartarus did that happen?

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[bighonkinlasers]

...Dude, you too?

[matchmaker]

You mean the same thing happened to you?

[bighonkinlasers]

Yes! And, dude... She was like... Ten!

By far the creepiest thing that has ever happened to me.

[matchmaker]

That's oddly familiar.

Her name wouldn't happen to be Justinia, would it?

[fishy_go_byebye]

Bells rang.

[Because that causes weddings. Really.]

[matchmaker]

What is it with this place and bells?

[fishy_go_byebye]

Not enough halls to deck?

[matchmaker]

I don't know about that. The halls look pretty spacious to me.

[siebter]

You got married too?

[matchmaker]

Not that I can remember any of the actual getting married parts.

[siebter]

Oh, that's too bad...you don't sound very happy about being married, though.

[matchmaker]

I just can't figure out how it happened.

[tomatoandbasil]

You sound like you got the blues about this nuptial ruse
I thought at first it was because I chugged so much booze
But no it looks like we're her husbands true through spur
Of castle whim and I get called not wife but instead sir

[matchmaker]

I didn't realize there were any poets here.

[tomatoandbasil]

Oh I'm nothing so dapper, I'm just a full souled rappper
But it sounds like you've also been wed to the young whippersnapper
A princess short and shrimp who's been betrothed to this pimp
On odd losses this castle sure never skimps

[matchmaker]

What's a pimp...?

[mouthiness]

Shhhhhh- Don't say the 'M' word.

[matchmaker]

Commitment issues?

[mouthiness]

Nnnnooo?
[He's not going to tell a stranger that marriage is bad because he accidentally married his BFF. NOPE. ]

[matchmaker]

Funny. That "no" sounds oddly similar to "yes."