(  kitchen filter )

Some of you might be glad to know that the god of war and the "goddess" of ... whatever she'd taken to calling herself, are no longer around.

[He doesn't sound particularly sad about this fact either. Go figure]

Looks like even the castle has its limits on what types of deities it can tolerate over any length of time.

[And yes, that would be a ( Read more... )

[It wasn't often that a god felt confined enough to go a little stir-crazy. Sure, the island was nice and everything, but for someone who had previously been able to cross worlds and dimensions in the blink of an eye, it was a little stifling--even moreso than the castle ( Read more... )

[ The journal has just been hit and falls open on the ground as the sounds of splashing and high-pitched childish laughter is recorded. It's hard to hear much outside of the splashing and sudden squeal as someone's gathered into very surprised arms. A few sudsy moments later, "someone" can be heard standing up out of water and sloshing it onto ( Read more... )

( Illyria )

[Because apparently having one holiday pertaining to love where he's remembered long after his time isn't good enough for Cupid--]

I don't get it. What's so great about this Jesus guy, anyway?

[He's actually had this conversation, albeit briefly, with Bela Talbot back around the time of the Christmas holiday--but that only makes it that much ( Read more... )

Am I missing something here?

Don't get me wrong. I understand that a different set of rules apply to this place--especially when compared with what I'm used to. And that's great. Really. [Only not really. You people have no idea what you are doinggg. It's enough to drive a god nuts] But ... married?

How in Tartarus did that happen?

But hearts are great!

I would rather not. Flowers are well and good, they meaning, but hearts?

[Affronted Sound]

You can't be serious! Hearts have plenty of meaning! Especially compared to some random weed you can find growing just about anywhere.

Flowers are hardly weeds. Many take hours of cultivation and have far more purpose than just their beauty ( Read more... )

( Sakura (Cupid's Olympian Burn Book) )

( Filtered to Clark Kent )