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[matchmaker]

Am I missing something here?

Don't get me wrong. I understand that a different set of rules apply to this place--especially when compared with what I'm used to. And that's great. Really. [Only not really. You people have no idea what you are doinggg. It's enough to drive a god nuts] But ... married?

How in Tartarus did that happen?

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[mouthiness]

Shhhhhh- Don't say the 'M' word.

[matchmaker]

Commitment issues?

[mouthiness]

Nnnnooo?
[He's not going to tell a stranger that marriage is bad because he accidentally married his BFF. NOPE. ]

[matchmaker]

Funny. That "no" sounds oddly similar to "yes."

[mouthiness]

Yeah, funny how that happens sometimes. It's a phenomenon!

[matchmaker]

A phenomenon of commitment issues, maybe.