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[matchmaker]

Am I missing something here?

Don't get me wrong. I understand that a different set of rules apply to this place--especially when compared with what I'm used to. And that's great. Really. [Only not really. You people have no idea what you are doinggg. It's enough to drive a god nuts] But ... married?

How in Tartarus did that happen?

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[fishy_go_byebye]

Bells rang.

[Because that causes weddings. Really.]

[matchmaker]

What is it with this place and bells?

[fishy_go_byebye]

Not enough halls to deck?

[matchmaker]

I don't know about that. The halls look pretty spacious to me.

[fishy_go_byebye]

Can you fly?

[matchmaker]

Unless there's some other use for wings that I'm not aware of.

[fishy_go_byebye]

Then it's not big enough. We could plants flowers on the ceiling...

[So the logic is crazy and tangential. So's Del in general?]

[matchmaker]

That might liven the place up a little, but right now I'm trying to move away from the whole wedding theme. Go figure...

[fishy_go_byebye]

[A pause, and she rewinds to the conversation they were actually having]

...Wedding?

[matchmaker]

The other day, someone I know was claiming to be my wife.

Apparently I wasn't the only one.

[fishy_go_byebye]

Nothing isn't anything that thinking makes it so.

Everything is something? Nothing is anything... Thinking? Thinking and so and something. Do you know how that goes? Dee would know how that goes... she knows lots of things all the time.

[matchmaker]

Say what now?

[fishy_go_byebye]

The one, mm, phrase that means it's a thought...

[matchmaker]

Oh, right. Must have slipped my mind.

[He has no idea lmao]

[fishy_go_byebye]

Things slip outside my mind all the time. Sometimes they're fish. Have you seen a cloud anywhere? They're holding lots of things...

[matchmaker]

Sure, I see clouds all the time. There should be a bunch outside.