00:26 "I drank what?" --Socrates
00:27 "I'm actually gay. It's all a big ruse." --Hugh Hefner
00:29 "I'm the anti-war candidate." --Barack Obama
00:30 "Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning, red sky at night, you'll get a mosquito bite." --Old proverb
00:31 "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a bottle coming out of one of my
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