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00:26 "I drank what?" --Socrates
00:27 "I'm actually gay. It's all a big ruse." --Hugh Hefner
00:29 "I'm the anti-war candidate." --Barack Obama
00:30 "Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning, red sky at night, you'll get a mosquito bite." --Old proverb
00:31 "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a bottle coming out of one of my orifices. In prison." --George Carlin
00:32 "So, what's so wrong about stealing millions of dollars? We've all done it, right?" --Bernie Madoff
00:47 "I may have been born yesterday, but I still went shopping." --Oscar Wilde
00:49 "Yes, it's true. I am better than you." --Richard Dawkins
00:54 "r u going to Starbx? I need a case 4 my blkbry & I noticed that only the truly sane man knows how close he is to madness." --G.K.Chesterton
00:58 #fakequotes "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and zombies." --Winston Churchill
01:00 #fakequotes "If all the boys lived across the sea, what a swimmer my wife would be." --T.S. Eliot
01:02 "o the pretty petals go up and down and to the little bells with you. and i'm a weirdo." --e.e. cummings #fakequotes
01:06 "So much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water, could we get it inside? Pat, did u leave it out?" --WCWilliams #fakequotes
01:11 "Hey, what are you guys doing?" --Jimmy Hoffa #fakequotes
12:05 AT LAST! Proof that human nature is inherently evil! "Sponsored Tweets" will now begin to make Twitter suck. bit.ly/5nNaAK
12:36 NOTICE: If you post any automated tweets, whether "thoughts of the day" or advertisements I will probably unfollow you.
12:50 I'm getting all excited because it's supposed to SNOW on Friday! Yaaaaaaaay!! Snowman time!!! :oD :oD :oD :oD :oD
14:08 It's time to come up with some more fake quotes!
14:09 "One may smile and smile and be a telemarketer." --Shakespeare #fakequotes
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