I have been living a lie...

[pameleen]

I just found out that my whole life (well from like 2 years old and up) I have been living a horrible lie. A lie so horrible and unforgiveable that I am ALMOST to ashamed to admit it to anyone who can read and has the internet. ALMOST.

I *gasp*... use... to.. much toilet paper.

I KNOW! You're all probably in a desperate rush to remove me from your

Comments

[fishnetmom]

I think that is entirely too much for peeing, but for poop it would depend.

[pameleen]

Absolutely. Let the amount fit the job at hand. lol @ at hand. laughing at my own jokes. i should sleep. >.< lol

[fishnetmom]

Yeah, but I'm gross anyway and pee in the shower.

I try to justify doing this by saying it's more environmentally friendly.

It also wards off athlete's foot, but I was in no risk of having that happen anyway. ;)

[pameleen]

When you're pregnant you don't have much choice but to pee in the shower. Thats why when I was in labor at home I took the time to scrub the tub before I ran my labor-bath. ;) So you'll find no judgment here. lol

[anonymous]

meme...

sometimes 6-8 squares isn't enough. yeah.

warmest regards,
the official brother-in-law

[pameleen]

Obviously anything over 5 squares is just better resolved in a shower. I never knew.

[silversided]

I dont count squares, but I dont flood toilets lol. I was expecting something horrible with the first paragraph, like you were adopted or something lol. You kill me

[pameleen]

No one in their right mind would adopt a middle child. ;)

[rainerian]

Wait a minute, wait a minute, what kind of toilet paper are we talking: double-ply, fluffy-go-lucky, or normal scritch?

[pameleen]

I try to only ever involve myself with Charmin Ultra Strong. Just the right amount of fluff.

[deathy]

Seriously? I use whatever looks good which is normally more than that and I don't clog toilets. I think if you have to measure you're more OCD than you realize.