I have been living a lie...

[pameleen]

I just found out that my whole life (well from like 2 years old and up) I have been living a horrible lie. A lie so horrible and unforgiveable that I am ALMOST to ashamed to admit it to anyone who can read and has the internet. ALMOST.

I *gasp*... use... to.. much toilet paper.

I KNOW! You're all probably in a desperate rush to remove me from your

Comments

[smithjz]

Did you know there is talk of three-ply toilet paper? Granted the single-ply is a safety issue, but three seems excessive.

[pameleen]

Sounds like TP abuse is going to get worse before it gets better.