Here is proof. *Hops in a time machine*

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I am already thinking about Christmas. Maybe because I am severely broke and need extra time to come up with ingenius plans to get the gifts for the ever expanding list of people I need to buy for/create for. Actually I figured out that the worst two things about being broke (for me) is 1. Not being to help others with money I have 2. Not being ( Read more... )

I just found out that my whole life (well from like 2 years old and up) I have been living a horrible lie. A lie so horrible and unforgiveable that I am ALMOST to ashamed to admit it to anyone who can read and has the internet. ALMOST.

I *gasp*... use... to.. much toilet paper.

I KNOW! You're all probably in a desperate rush to remove me from your ( Read more... )

You know whats upsetting ( Read more... )

So I go to BP and they have the night window open and I am standing in line behind 4 faux thugs and 1 very blonde (and if I say very blonde you know its very blonde) girlfriend-type. The oldest looking (gray hair) G starts to hand a cigarillo to the blonde and she refuses to hold it saying "I can't there is a cop right there". (Meaning: She was ( Read more... )

So at 9am this morning my doorbell rings. I am mostly asleep but it rings again so I jump up and start making my way to the door (which is approx. 700 yards away before 11am). So I get to wondering as I am making the long journey to the door, "Who is possibly stupid enough to ring my doorbell at 9am? No one I know would be so foolish..." at this ( Read more... )

So a friend in my expecting club wrote this and it is hilarious.

"Recently, a friend of mine emailed me wanting to set up a visitation date. She jokingly wrote "I can't wait to hold him. You will let me, right?" Below was my response...

Since you would like to hold him, please be able to provide the following:

1) Photo identification.
2) Criminal ( Read more... )

So Bob told me this really cute anecdote the other day and I wanted to post it because Bob is not a blogger and I don't want to forget it ( Read more... )