Addressing those in Paixao

[paixaomayor]

The Mayor of Paixao speaking.
Firstly, I would like to welcome all of those who have been in Paixao. The greeting is probably late for many of you but... I hope that you are somewhat enjoying your stay here.

My secretary has informed me that several of you have filed complaints regarding Paixao. Because of the mass number of them, I think it would

Comments

[atwelthstorm]

Oh, I have such a terrible complaint. Why on earth are we stuck here, why, oh, why can't we leave?

Your mother was a whore, and you're not a proper mayor, etcetera, etcetera.

Mmm. I do hope you can handle that sort of complaint. <3

[paixaomayor]

Ma'am, you of all people should be able to know what I am capable of... I'm sure he can put in a good word or two for me.

There were some sorts of transportation that was available a while back but I am afraid that it is taking a while to fix. It is unfortunate that it will take at least a couple months... Transportation is not a simple things these days!

And if you have a complaint with my mother, please say so directly to her.
Thank you for your cooperation.

[atwelthstorm]

Ah, so dedicated. I couldn't ask for more.

[paixaomayor]

Honored to have your good opinion.

[overlords_wrath]

........

This place has a Mayor...? Since when?

[paixaomayor]

I've been attending business elsewhere so was not present for the past month or so. Paixao has always had a mayor.

[overlords_wrath]

Hmph.

So, you're in charge around here hmm?

[paixaomayor]

You could say that. That is the job of a mayor last I checked.

[weeatbodies]

The weather lately has been ridiculous; you people do control it, don't you? And the fact that everything is manufactured here is just disgusting. Why make the effort to have a false landscape when you could have real plants and animals?

[paixaomayor]

I have people who control it, yes. I will be sure to sent some more people to check on it. I apologize that you are displeased with the false landscape.

[optimistickey]

... A mayor?

I got a question! How did I end up in Paixao?

And how come people from different times are here too?

What are lumens?

What are Nobodies?

How do we get out of here?

[paixaomayor]

I have no idea how you ended up in Paixao, child. I think you should know better than I.
Different times? What are you talking about?

Lumens are natives of this island.
Nobodies... Is there such a thing? You have quite the imagination I see.

There is transportation installed in various places on the island that you used to be able to use to "get out of here" but they are currently being renovated.

[weeatbodies]

Different times. -_-; As in, we discovered a colleague here who's several years younger than he should be.

[paixaomayor]

Is that even possible? Haha, I am not educated in the ways of magic or time too well... Perhaps you can check with your colleague?

[cowardly_hero]

Where's all the grub and other animals?

[paixaomayor]

Paixao is almost completely artificial. "Grub" and animals (other than the aliens that find their way here) do not exist here. What we have are lumens and a couple exceptions.

[cowardly_hero]

A-Aliens?! ...whatever, that's not the point. This artificial junk, a bit to taboo. Ever thought of actually keeping something real here?

[paixaomayor]

We do! The fruits and vegetables served in restaurants are natural-- although I admit almost none of it is completely organic.