There is a fine line between the acceptable waging of war and cruelty for cruelty's sake ( Read more... )

Akatsuki report.

Citizens and visitors of Paixao - more specifically, to our visitors ( Read more... )

What is WRONG with this place? Everything is fake ( Read more... )

Orochimaru.

This whole thing is hilarious. Fine. You had your laughs, whatever.

Where the fuck are you.

Attention all Paixins... Paixaonies, Paxories? Oy, what were they callin' them again? ...Paixaoans! -yeah, that's the one. *ahem* This is your newly elected moderator speaking; the one and only me! And it is with high spirits I boldly accept my new duty of taking care of all you little people out there. Unlike that lousy, good for nothin' mayor, I ( Read more... )

The Mayor of Paixao speaking.
Firstly, I would like to welcome all of those who have been in Paixao. The greeting is probably late for many of you but... I hope that you are somewhat enjoying your stay here.

My secretary has informed me that several of you have filed complaints regarding Paixao. Because of the mass number of them, I think it would ( Read more... )

Ah, finally, a messageboard! It's about time I found something that I recognize in this city, even if it is on a strange little electronic device such as this ( Read more... )

We're searching for the following ninjas, who have pictures and descriptions below. If any of you are present in Paixao, or if anyone reading this has seen someone corresponding to their description, please report condition, location, and age as closely as can be approximated, and contact us immediately.


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