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Addressing those in Paixao

Apr 09, 2007 02:36

The Mayor of Paixao speaking.
Firstly, I would like to welcome all of those who have been in Paixao. The greeting is probably late for many of you but... I hope that you are somewhat enjoying your stay here.

My secretary has informed me that several of you have filed complaints regarding Paixao. Because of the mass number of them, I think it would ( Read more... )

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optimistickey April 9 2007, 07:04:28 UTC

... A mayor?

I got a question! How did I end up in Paixao?

And how come people from different times are here too?

What are lumens?

What are Nobodies?

How do we get out of here?

paixaomayor April 9 2007, 07:11:02 UTC

I have no idea how you ended up in Paixao, child. I think you should know better than I.
Different times? What are you talking about?

Lumens are natives of this island.
Nobodies... Is there such a thing? You have quite the imagination I see.

There is transportation installed in various places on the island that you used to be able to use to "get out of here" but they are currently being renovated.

weeatbodies April 9 2007, 07:13:06 UTC

Different times. -_-; As in, we discovered a colleague here who's several years younger than he should be.

paixaomayor April 9 2007, 07:14:30 UTC

Is that even possible? Haha, I am not educated in the ways of magic or time too well... Perhaps you can check with your colleague?

weeatbodies April 9 2007, 07:16:56 UTC

It is, or we wouldn't be having this problem, now would we? He's as clueless as you claim to be. At least he isn't equally incompetent.

paixaomayor April 9 2007, 07:18:50 UTC

You're asking the wrong person. There are a couple people around the island that are bound to know. I did not grow up in Paixao so I do not know... Ask a native or a specialist in this sort of... time magic.

weeatbodies April 9 2007, 07:24:37 UTC

....Why the hell do they let you stay in charge? You're not a native, you don't seem to have any special talents, you don't know the mechanisms of what brings people to your city, and you're taking months to simply adjust an already-existing infrastructure. You're obviously too clueless to even know the strengths of your own people well enough to be able to direct me to anyone knowledgeable.

Honestly, it might not be a bad idea to assassinate you and hand the rule over to that overlord person; at least it sounds like he knows what he's doing.

paixaomayor April 9 2007, 07:29:42 UTC

I'M ONLY AN ELECTED OFFICIAL. IT'S A FAMILY THING ;-; I SWEAR.

I mean... Cough. I was born here, but I spent my youth elsewhere for my education. Oh I am well knowledgeable in what used to transport people and things to my city but that seemed to have collapsed during my absence. The structure of the transportation is not a simple one and we simply don't have the appropriate number of people to get it fixed for use within a matter of a month. Time magic is something that I am unfamiliar with, and most likely, many of the younger natives as it is only being introduced with the entrance of more and more foreigners such as yourself.

Oh that is an unruly action I think.

cloak_of_white April 9 2007, 23:39:07 UTC

Maybe you should direct some of us who are a little better versed in temporospatial engineering to these 'transportation devices' you claim to have.

As the level of technology seems vastly inferior to what I am used to, there should be no trouble whatsoever for me to fix one of them.

paixaomayor April 9 2007, 23:46:21 UTC

I apologize that our standards in terms of everyday technology are not refined to the comfort of individuals such as yourself. However, it pains me that you think so lowly of the technology... Perhaps I could have some feedback on your opinion of our controlled weather among other things, since you claim to be a superior technological expert than the specialist natives.

cloak_of_white April 10 2007, 00:12:39 UTC

Weather where I come from is controlled by nanotechnology. There -are- no 'lapses' such as those which seem to have plagued this city a week or so ago.

Perhaps I should call my ES craft, Simeon, if you want a demonstration of superior technology... I'm sure your city can stand to lose a few blocks.

paixaomayor April 10 2007, 00:22:28 UTC

I will have specialists to look into this "nantechnology" of yours... I am sure it will be of great use to the city in the future.

While I would enjoy watching such a demonstration, I wish that you would not demolish "a few blocks" of the city.

cloak_of_white April 10 2007, 00:26:24 UTC

You don't 'look into' technology of any kind, you develop it.

Oh, but I can do that -without- Simeon.

This isn't even worth my time. Maybe I should just tear the city apart until I find something that looks remotely useful.

weeatbodies April 10 2007, 03:11:25 UTC

You mean you're a Nature-damned teenager? You spent most of your life away from your people, learning something plainly irrelevant, and now expect to do a good job and placate people with political comments? You're absolutely unsuited! Disgustingly so.

.....Where is your office? We're strongly considering bringing our complaints to you in person. At knifepoint.

atwelthstorm April 9 2007, 07:22:48 UTC

Aww, poor dear. Shall I come pat your head and chant, "There, there?"

optimistickey April 9 2007, 07:13:34 UTC

Hrmmm! I was travelling with friends before I wound up here, and now they're no where to be found!! Why aren't they here too, then?

You know! Different points in time. Like. Uh. Sally's from one year ago, compared to you, I guess! How is that possible??

Hrmmmmm! I think you're dodging my questions!

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