This one guy on the network pissed me off by taking my shtick, so I'm here to outdo him. Feel free to tell me that I was here first and my responses are way better and sound more like they came from someone famous.

I skimmed over the first parts of a few of these letters to make sure there aren't any mishaps with my obnoxious family.

( And on to the important stuff, which, of course, focuses on me. )

[ Letter sent to Paddy's Pub//Unhackable ]

Guess what, guys? You were wrong. You're as stupid as I said you were.

( If there's one thing Dee loves, it's family. )

[Public]

For those of you reading the network today, some of you may have noticed the name Max Murphy. Well, let me tell you something. Max Murphy is a sellout. I went to a few acting classes with him, and he always thought he was hot shit. I knew he couldn't cut it in theater, but I never thought he would stoop so low as to enter journalism ( Read more... )

This is Dee Reynolds, Freddie Diana, Betty Frida, whatever, here to answer some of your fan mail. First, let me just tell you that you guys have been slacking. It's been nearly a year since I received one of these, and I'm pretty sure that was from Rickety Cricket. Can't be sure.

Anyway. On to the first letter.

( You lost your charm as you were aging. )

[Filtered to the Vic II // Unhackable]

There are these horrible beast-things crawling around all over the ship. One attacked me and I barely escaped! Shouldn't you army bastards be taking care of this shit ( Read more... )

[Filtered to the Victoria II]New cook here. My name is Dee. You all probably know me by Deandra Reynolds, or my stage name, Freddie Diana. I'm pretty big in Ivonian theater, but I decided, as most big name actors tend to do, to take a break from acting. I thought a little charity work my look good on my resume, and, well, most fans go crazy for ( Read more... )