S. 1, Ep. 3: Sweet Dee's Mailbag #1 [PUBLIC // VOICE]
This is Dee Reynolds, Freddie Diana, Betty Frida, whatever, here to answer some of your fan mail. First, let me just tell you that you guys have been slacking. It's been nearly a year since I received one of these, and I'm pretty sure that was from Rickety Cricket. Can't be sure.
Anyway. On to the first letter.
This one is from a guy named Bosco Baracus. Let's see if his letter is as stupid as his name. He asks:
Are you looking for a guy?
Would you go out on a date with me?
Let me think about this o--- NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Next one is from H.M. Murdock. Why does that sound so familiar? Anyway, this asshole asks:
Why have you been out of work for so long.
Seriously, when was the last time you actually starred in a play? Like seven years--
Okay, asshole. I'm taking some time off. I have explained this to you fans over and over again. You'd think you'd start getting it through your fat, ugly skulls one of these times.
Finally, I have one from...well, it seems to be a picture of a church next to an anvil, which is followed by a picture of a penis that has "-er" written next to it. Oh, I see. Underneath it reads "Templeton Peck." I'm not sure why you had to go through all the drawing, asshole. Maybe learn to spell your name before you write me a letter.
He writes:
Taked mansion. That beer thing back you want. Sometime.
...
GODDAMMIT, CHARLIE.
[Sound of a paper being ripped and then transmission ends.]
[[OOC: Kudos to any of you who get my stupid crappy TV show reference. It could have been a radio show, right?]]
Anyway. On to the first letter.
This one is from a guy named Bosco Baracus. Let's see if his letter is as stupid as his name. He asks:
Are you looking for a guy?
Would you go out on a date with me?
Let me think about this o--- NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Next one is from H.M. Murdock. Why does that sound so familiar? Anyway, this asshole asks:
Why have you been out of work for so long.
Seriously, when was the last time you actually starred in a play? Like seven years--
Okay, asshole. I'm taking some time off. I have explained this to you fans over and over again. You'd think you'd start getting it through your fat, ugly skulls one of these times.
Finally, I have one from...well, it seems to be a picture of a church next to an anvil, which is followed by a picture of a penis that has "-er" written next to it. Oh, I see. Underneath it reads "Templeton Peck." I'm not sure why you had to go through all the drawing, asshole. Maybe learn to spell your name before you write me a letter.
He writes:
Taked mansion. That beer thing back you want. Sometime.
...
GODDAMMIT, CHARLIE.
[Sound of a paper being ripped and then transmission ends.]
[[OOC: Kudos to any of you who get my stupid crappy TV show reference. It could have been a radio show, right?]]