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[overlord_dammit]

HELP WANTED

Needed: Vassals
Requirements: Higher IQ than pathetic zombie penguins, obedience, a cup size of A or less if female, no annoying voice, strength, enough stamina to clean floors and cook my dinner, decent cooking skills, willingness to take orders, and preferably a really cool sword.
Perks: Free room and board here, medical insurance as

Comments

[toruhime]

Why would you post something like this on the internet? A pedophile might apply, or something.

[overlord_dammit]

I wouldn't hire a pedophile.

[toruhime]

But what if you didn't know they were one?

[overlord_dammit]

If they don't do anything, then what's the problem?

[vivalavespa]

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

[overlord_dammit]

I hardly think you're qualified.

[vivalavespa]

Nuuuuh uh. I totally am. I took care of Naota before the fandom blew up.

[overlord_dammit]

But it blew up.

[crossmeonce]

Those are some unusual requirements.

[overlord_dammit]

How so?

[crossmeonce]

Implying that you're going to beat people up probably isn't the best way to get applicants.

[overlord_dammit]

That wasn't in my requirements. And I need vassals who can take a beating.

[bellefierte]

Oh, I would love to help you!

[overlord_dammit]

Do you fit the requirements?

[bellefierte]

Hmm~

I don't possess a "really cool sword", but I do fit all the other requirements~

[overlord_dammit]

You can always get a sword. You're hired.

[wegot_lions]

Why the hell would half of us want to go back there.

[overlord_dammit]

Well, you're obviously not still dead, so I don't see what the problem is.

[wegot_lions]

Yeah well, I almost was. Waking up 6 feet under is hardly my idea of a perfect morning.

[overlord_dammit]

People almost die all the time. Get over it.