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[overlord_dammit]

HELP WANTED

Needed: Vassals
Requirements: Higher IQ than pathetic zombie penguins, obedience, a cup size of A or less if female, no annoying voice, strength, enough stamina to clean floors and cook my dinner, decent cooking skills, willingness to take orders, and preferably a really cool sword.
Perks: Free room and board here, medical insurance as

Comments

[princeassassin]

No.

[overlord_dammit]

I don't want you anyway.

[princeassassin]

You can tell yourself that.

[overlord_dammit]

I don't ever want to repeat the experience of living with you.

[jumpsoverfences]

Oh boy, I'm so interested. And after I join your little army, why don't I shave my head and get a tattoo as well.

[overlord_dammit]

Who the hell do you think you are, you little brat?

[jumpsoverfences]

You really think I'm going to tell a complete stranger my name? What are you, some pedophile?

[overlord_dammit]

As if I'd be interested in you, even if I were a pedophile! Besides, I can see your name right next to your icon, idiot.

[gotyourlocket]

Bizarre. Amusing, though. You papery muggles are the strangest lot.

[overlord_dammit]

Uh, what did you call me?

[gotyourlocket]

Papery muggle. I suppose you'll find that offensive? It's only meant to be descriptive.

[overlord_dammit]

What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm not papery!

[marvelous_ruin]

I thought you had a plentiful supply of vassals in the prinnies?

[overlord_dammit]

They all went and got reincarnated.

[marvelous_ruin]

I see. And I'm guessing it will be a while until more show up, then?

[ittybittysoul]

Why would you need vassals from here?