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[overlord_dammit]

HELP WANTED

Needed: Vassals
Requirements: Higher IQ than pathetic zombie penguins, obedience, a cup size of A or less if female, no annoying voice, strength, enough stamina to clean floors and cook my dinner, decent cooking skills, willingness to take orders, and preferably a really cool sword.
Perks: Free room and board here, medical insurance as

Comments

[gotyourlocket]

Bizarre. Amusing, though. You papery muggles are the strangest lot.

[overlord_dammit]

Uh, what did you call me?

[gotyourlocket]

Papery muggle. I suppose you'll find that offensive? It's only meant to be descriptive.

[overlord_dammit]

What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm not papery!

[gotyourlocket]

Are you certain? People keep claiming that but I've yet to see any of them prove it.

[overlord_dammit]

What the hell? I'm not made of paper or anything!

[gotyourlocket]

You are, though. You're all ickle papery muggle whatsits.

[overlord_dammit]

Stop that gibberish!

[gotyourlocket]

What're those things on your head?

[overlord_dammit]

It's my hair, idiot.

[gotyourlocket]

Are you certain?