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[overlord_dammit]

HELP WANTED

Needed: Vassals
Requirements: Higher IQ than pathetic zombie penguins, obedience, a cup size of A or less if female, no annoying voice, strength, enough stamina to clean floors and cook my dinner, decent cooking skills, willingness to take orders, and preferably a really cool sword.
Perks: Free room and board here, medical insurance as

Comments

[toruhime]

Why would you post something like this on the internet? A pedophile might apply, or something.

[overlord_dammit]

I wouldn't hire a pedophile.

[toruhime]

But what if you didn't know they were one?

[overlord_dammit]

If they don't do anything, then what's the problem?

[toruhime]

... I guess so. If that doesn't bother you.

[overlord_dammit]

If they ever tried anything, I'd kill them.

[toruhime]

Kill them-?

[overlord_dammit]

Chop off their head, incinerate them, stab them through the heart. You know, kill.

[toruhime]

Wouldn't you just call the police?

[overlord_dammit]

What the hell would they do?

[toruhime]

Arrest them?

[overlord_dammit]

That doesn't solve anything.