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[overlord_dammit]

HELP WANTED

Needed: Vassals
Requirements: Higher IQ than pathetic zombie penguins, obedience, a cup size of A or less if female, no annoying voice, strength, enough stamina to clean floors and cook my dinner, decent cooking skills, willingness to take orders, and preferably a really cool sword.
Perks: Free room and board here, medical insurance as

Comments

[vivalavespa]

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

[overlord_dammit]

I hardly think you're qualified.

[vivalavespa]

Nuuuuh uh. I totally am. I took care of Naota before the fandom blew up.

[overlord_dammit]

But it blew up.

[vivalavespa]

I WAS STILL GOOD AT IT.

C'mon you know you want me.

[overlord_dammit]

Can you cook?

[vivalavespa]

Only Curry. And I don't do dishes.

[overlord_dammit]

You're useless.

[vivalavespa]

But I look OH SO CUTE in my maid costume!

[overlord_dammit]

I don't want to see you in any maid costume!

[vivalavespa]

Why not???

[overlord_dammit]

It's disgusting.

[vivalavespa]

But.

I love you.

[overlord_dammit]

Disgusting!