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Old Jewess #1: So this hooker comes up to us, both of us, and offers us a menage a trois.
Old Jewess #2: I once visited that museum.

--The Met


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Guy #1: My iPod called me a homo this morning.
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: I had it on shuffle and it played a nonstop string of Rent, Oklahoma, Barbara Streisand, Donna Summer and, best of all, Annie: The Musical.
Guy #2: Wow, you said, "Best of all, Annie." That's amazingly gay.

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Guy #1: Okay...Wow...This one time in Madison I was so drunk...I was trying to get this sorority girl to come home with me and she said she would if I got rid of her ex-boyfriend (he was hanging out with us.) That's all I remember from that night! I woke up the next morning, in bed, soaking wet ( Read more... )

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White girl: Since I quit, I have been blowing out the biggest boogers in the mornings.
Black guy: Boogers? I been blowin' moons. Like the moons of Jupiter.

--1 Train


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Chick: What's that smell?
Guy: Either someone farted or it's terrorism.

--42nd & Broadway


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Hobo: Miss, you dropped some change...Miss, aren't you gonna pick that up?
Catholic School girl: They're all facing tails!
Hobo: Shit!

--Columbus Circle station

Overheard by: Mr.Man


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Mom: What's the name of that group?
Teen boy: Death Cab for Cutie.
Mom: Death Camp for Cutie?
Teen boy: Death Cab.
Mom: What a horrible name...
Teen boy: This is them playing, do you like it?
Mom: Yeah I love it, but what a horrible name! Death Camp...

--60th & Broadway

Overheard by: Avital
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Santa: Hey, can you reach into my backpack and hand my my wig and the Zoloft?

--52nd & 5th

Overheard by: gear baachz

Girl on cell: Of course he's going to call me again. I bought him drugs.

--Riviera Cafe, West 4th Street

Overheard by: Leanne

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Teen boy: You aren't pussy-whipped. She's your mother.

--77th between 2nd & 3rd

Overheard by: Carl G

Woman on cell: Jesus! You are such a fucking narcissistic cunt-licking hippie!

--41st & Broadway

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Woman: It's about an old depressed cat and her friends put her in a tire and shoot her to heaven.

--R train

Overheard by: Misha Lonergan

Man: I want to offend animal rights activists by wearing endangered jeans.

--Bloomingdale's, Broadway between Spring & Broome

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