Wednesday One-liners by Eve Ensler
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Teen boy: You aren't pussy-whipped. She's your mother.
--77th between 2nd & 3rd
Overheard by: Carl G
Woman on cell: Jesus! You are such a fucking narcissistic cunt-licking hippie!
--41st & Broadway
Man: Y'know, I don't get these fucks who come down on guys paying for sex, gettin' that easy pussy. You get married, whether you gettin' it
or not, you paying for pussy every day of yo' life.
--Red Hook Bait & Tackle, Red Hook
Girl: No! She's always with her girlfriend now. They're like attached at the clitoris.
--Carlyle Court Residence elevator, Union Square West
Overheard by: Annemo
Punk girl: I was like, "Do you know what a queef is, you fucking nigger?"
--19th & Park
Overheard by: Ben
Crazy guy: What's it like to go home and eat a bloody pussy? Sometimes that's the best kind of pussy there is! And some guys like to suck dick!
--Lincoln Center
Overheard by: Phineas J Whoobie
Suit on cell: Yes!...No! Listen, if it has to deal with...ah..."Female issues," then I don't want to know...Fine! Goodbye.
--Washington & 5th
Overheard by: Ryan
