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The Onion wins again
Retired S1Ws Recalled To Active Duty
STRONG ISLAND, NY-With recruitment down sharply, and the prospect of being held back by the nation of millions appearing once again likely, top-ranking Public Enemy officials issued an order Monday for all retired Security Of The First World personnel to return to active duty ( Read more... ) -
It's a series of tubes....
By now you’ve probably heard Alaska SenatorTed Stevens’ memorable description of the internets.
IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES!
Funny you should mention it, Senator, but my personal internet has some tubing problems! I’ll send you an internet about it soon. Expect it in a week or so.
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NOTABUG
Most bug reports are boring, full of debugging output and dry technical detail. But Distrowatch highlighted a bug of a different sort in Mozilla Firefox.
From the bug report (Mozilla Firefox #330884)itself:
This privacy flaw has caused my fiancé and I to break-up after having dated for ( Read more... ) -
Whose Raj is it anyway?
Auntie Beeb's India correspondent has produced a slightly irreverent scorecard of Dubya's latest trip to the Subcontinent.
One thing that is seldom reported is the rudeness of the President's advance teams:
Whether it was getting sniffer dogs to nose around the Gandhi memorial, which caused great offence in Delhi, or trying to segregate Indian ( Read more... ) -
Nazis. Illinois Nazis.
Remember the shopping mall in The Blues Brothers--you know, where the forces of fascism chase the Bluesemobile through the mall? It's being torn down...but they will be giving away bricks, free to the public, all week! -
RETRO CEMENT
This is the Best Metro Map EVER. All the placenames have been anagramized.
Funnier, but less culturally adept than Simon Paterson's "The Great Bear" which did the same for the Tube.
