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Reality distortion fields in evidence everywhere.

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"Cheer up, emo kid!" by Patent Pending

http://www.tmcm.com/pages/mag_content/tm12/coffee_enema.html

When the Times runs an idea that has been on at the top of bash.org for what seems to be years:

INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
ADDON RIPOSTE
COUNTER-RIPOSTE
COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
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Thanks to the efforts of mattsachs, who posted it in a recent discussion of this comic by xkcd, I bring you Genesis 1, as implemented in LISP. I am not the author, merely the distributor.

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nerd humor 2:

/. plays The Register:

"Wi-Fi Penetration Tester in Your Pocket.

"Is that a penetration tester in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Some nerd humor, largely instigated by this thread on the ubuntuforums:

• Linus Torvalds can program without a keyboard


• Since 1969, the year Linus Torvalds was born, software quality has increased 19.000 percent.


• The commonest definition of the word programmer is Linus Torvalds


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xkcd wins again with an amusing commentary on the console fanbois:


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