MEAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

An Alien species known as the scrotoid's have invaded Christchurch ( Read more... )

Imagine you jump out of a plane and you're attached prone to something resembling a surf board, but instead of just falling to your doom there comes an unholy roar as you fly off into the distance ( Read more... )

If mind equals creativity then mine FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE FRIGGIN WINDOW!

The national moa population has grown by a factor of a million, to stem the insidious tide of large supposedly extinct bipeds The Department of Conservation has resorted to resurrecting Haast's Eagle using a mix of cloning and Black Magic.

Unfortunately the use of sheep's blood in the procedure has resulted in the birth of a kind of Gryphon unique ( Read more... )

This only My third or forth attempt at this blog malarkey and Inshallah (God Willing) it will not fail like the others.

Queue statement of intent.. "I don't really think it's at all needed but shit happens"

My intention with this is to plaster my brain and its contents all over the poor unsuspecting internet.

Its been a while and now my brain hurts ( Read more... )

Watch this space.