Scrotoids!
An Alien species known as the scrotoid's have invaded Christchurch.
They arrived in phallic shaped ship's en masse in a vain attempt to take over the world but were stopped in their tracks by CPIT's Jazz school with their over blown ego driven musical atrocities and the notoriously drunken Canterbury University Engineering School who frequent the gig's of Jazz school students.
The Scrotods have facial features that resemble a cock and balls much like John Key, but these creatures have a clear plan which counts them out of the"Mere Dickhead" category and makes them less prone to flip flopping to suit the other people who make stupid decision or generally have no reason to moan but do anyway.
The scrotoid central confederacy said that the failure to invade Christchurch has made them realize that they can't have it all their way and they have a new plan to get over it and move on with other invasion plans.
They arrived in phallic shaped ship's en masse in a vain attempt to take over the world but were stopped in their tracks by CPIT's Jazz school with their over blown ego driven musical atrocities and the notoriously drunken Canterbury University Engineering School who frequent the gig's of Jazz school students.
The Scrotods have facial features that resemble a cock and balls much like John Key, but these creatures have a clear plan which counts them out of the"Mere Dickhead" category and makes them less prone to flip flopping to suit the other people who make stupid decision or generally have no reason to moan but do anyway.
The scrotoid central confederacy said that the failure to invade Christchurch has made them realize that they can't have it all their way and they have a new plan to get over it and move on with other invasion plans.