Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

Feb 09, 2011 00:16

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We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick ( Read more... )

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[Written] semper_cogitans February 9 2011, 05:47:31 UTC
[Here, Jack, have an irritated gay scientist!]

Well, aren't you heterosexist? Not all of the men here are interested in women, you know - and I would hypothesize that not all of the women here are interested in men, either.

What a crass assumption to make.

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[Written] originaljackass February 9 2011, 05:49:44 UTC
Damn, you must have unbunched your panties in a hurry. There's a whole lot of not caring going over here.

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Re: [Written] semper_cogitans February 9 2011, 05:51:56 UTC
I don't particularly care whether you care or not. I am simply making it evident that not all the men here are completely imbecilic.

Or is it problematic to you that there are people outside of your very limited scope?

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[Written] originaljackass February 9 2011, 05:54:01 UTC
See, here's the problem. You're being a whiny bitch, whereas others are talking about some mighty fine bitches - a word I normally wouldn't use, but it fit here. So guess where my attention's going to be ?

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mischiefbreeder February 9 2011, 05:53:45 UTC
You're expectin' me to pick just one? That's too cruel!

Well... if I had to pick just one... I'd probably have to go with Diana. But she's just the one I have the most experience with.

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greenlongjohns February 9 2011, 06:12:54 UTC
[Judas Priest, all of these people... and now a little kid?]

She's a little out of your league, son.

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mischiefbreeder February 9 2011, 06:16:14 UTC
Hey hey hey, doesn't mean I can't admire a pretty lady when I see one!

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greenlongjohns February 9 2011, 06:19:34 UTC
Right. I've said all I need to.

[Diana can take care of herself.]

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onebluebamf February 9 2011, 06:03:39 UTC
[Well, he wouldn't quite put this all so crudely, but, hey. Kurt digs this kind of stuff to an extent, as long as it's not crude.]

The Brigade has some of the best looking girls in all of Luceti! [Oh wait.] But they're all my age.

[SO BACK OFF OLD GUYS.]

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acowardlyoak February 9 2011, 06:23:16 UTC
Seconding!

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acowardlyoak February 9 2011, 06:27:36 UTC
Ahh, but holding ones own is attractive in itself.

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] goldenglasses February 9 2011, 06:31:23 UTC
Now, now, there are way too many to choose from! Although some of my favorites are the tall ones, with smooth skin, and large breasts.

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] originaljackass February 9 2011, 06:34:44 UTC
Fuck yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] goldenglasses February 9 2011, 06:37:38 UTC
One with a nice, smooth, hour-glass figure.

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] originaljackass February 9 2011, 06:51:37 UTC
Any particular examples coming to mind there?

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