Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

[originaljackass]

[Written // Locked to men only]

We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick

Comments

[mischiefbreeder]

You're expectin' me to pick just one? That's too cruel!

Well... if I had to pick just one... I'd probably have to go with Diana. But she's just the one I have the most experience with.

[greenlongjohns]

[Judas Priest, all of these people... and now a little kid?]

She's a little out of your league, son.

[mischiefbreeder]

Hey hey hey, doesn't mean I can't admire a pretty lady when I see one!

[greenlongjohns]

Right. I've said all I need to.

[Diana can take care of herself.]

[lists_to_port]

Diana. Sparkly. Lovely. Have your neck snapped in a trice, though.

[mischiefbreeder]

That's why you gotta know how to talk to her. She's pretty fond of me, y'know!

[lists_to_port]

Is that so? And what do you say to her, son? I've found that marauding her is a very bad idea indeed.

[mischiefbreeder]

It's all a matter of makin' her feel like she's important! She's a classy gal, after all!

[lists_to_port]

Give her diamonds, then? Riches? Foot massages?

[mischiefbreeder]

Nah, none of that crap. ...Well, maybe that last one, she might appreciate that.