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originaljackass

Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

Feb 09, 2011 00:16

[Written // Locked to men only]

We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick ( Read more... )

[voice], what men really do, [action]

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[voice] risingwinds February 9 2011, 06:46:42 UTC

Hottest babe? What's that even mean?

[Why yes, Ven here is a total derp when it comes to that kind of thing.]

[voice] oda_hates_me February 9 2011, 06:48:30 UTC

[... Oh jeez]

Say, Ven.

how old are you again?

[voice] risingwinds February 9 2011, 06:48:58 UTC

Fifteen. Why?

[voice] oda_hates_me February 9 2011, 06:51:31 UTC

Just wondering. [What kind of boy are you?]

And Hakkai explained what it means.

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that totally wasn't the wrong account to use my_yoke_broke February 9 2011, 06:58:25 UTC

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'Hottest babe' in town?

...I'm not sure I know what that means...

risingwinds February 9 2011, 06:59:23 UTC

Man, I thought I was the only one.

my_yoke_broke February 9 2011, 07:00:04 UTC

See, does he mean hot... like-the sun?

Because I'd offer that poor lady a glass of water!

gomugomunopwn February 9 2011, 07:00:59 UTC

He seems like another weirdo to me...

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[Voice] gomugomunopwn February 9 2011, 06:58:45 UTC

Argh, why do you keep referencing hot things all the time? It makes it hard to understand anything you mean!

And if I see any of these huge people that's going around knocking on everyone's doors for no reason, I'm going to kick their ass. [He hasn't seen any unnaturally huge door knocking people, but he won't doubt they're there.]

[Voice] originaljackass February 9 2011, 07:03:34 UTC

[... is it even worth educating this kind of idiocy?]

Really?

[Voice] gomugomunopwn February 9 2011, 07:04:27 UTC

[It really isn't.]

Yeah, I'm serious. I'm really going to kick their ass...

[Voice] originaljackass February 9 2011, 07:06:19 UTC

Sexy women. Huge breasts. Did puberty just come late for you?

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originaljackass February 9 2011, 07:18:07 UTC

There's no chicks to be impressed by that here, you know.

[So he's not buying the BS. 8|]

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originaljackass February 9 2011, 07:34:10 UTC

Never met her. What's she like?

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neverplaysfair February 9 2011, 07:20:00 UTC

[ Have a very soft but not-so-accidentally recorded giggle.

Some of you are so shallow, it's rather amusing. ]