Ch. 3 - Some questions are inevitable for Jack of Fables

Feb 09, 2011 00:16

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We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick ( Read more... )

[voice], what men really do, [action]

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] goldenglasses February 9 2011, 06:31:23 UTC
Now, now, there are way too many to choose from! Although some of my favorites are the tall ones, with smooth skin, and large breasts.

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] originaljackass February 9 2011, 06:34:44 UTC
Fuck yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] goldenglasses February 9 2011, 06:37:38 UTC
One with a nice, smooth, hour-glass figure.

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] originaljackass February 9 2011, 06:51:37 UTC
Any particular examples coming to mind there?

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] 1/3 goldenglasses February 9 2011, 07:14:15 UTC
Have you met Rangiku, yet? Now she's like the picture perfect figure. Oh! And Terra! A little small with the breasts, but oh so sweet~

And then there's Na-

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2/3 [Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] goldenglasses February 9 2011, 07:21:38 UTC
[Wait... is that a Sanji he spies up above?]

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3/3 [Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] goldenglasses February 9 2011, 07:22:08 UTC
-aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiichole. But uh, Nichole was sent home already. Yup. Sent home.

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] oda_hates_me February 9 2011, 07:23:48 UTC
[Do you feel something looming above you, Vash]

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] goldenglasses February 9 2011, 07:26:09 UTC
[Oh man, is it that silly cat again? Did it really follow him to the bakery?]

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] originaljackass February 9 2011, 07:23:59 UTC
.... Nichole. [SO NOT BUYING IT.]

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] goldenglasses February 9 2011, 07:29:54 UTC
Yup, she had very beautiful brown eyes. Eyes are very important too. [As long as he doesn't say he's still talking about Nami, it doesn't count, right?]

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] originaljackass February 9 2011, 07:55:37 UTC
Right. She doesn't exist, right? You worried about being turned in by our local turncoat?

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato] goldenglasses February 9 2011, 08:10:01 UTC
Doesn't exist!? How rude! Just because she's not here right now doesn't mean she doesn't exist!

....maybe. [He makes good donuts man. Vash does not want to piss Sanj off!]

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato AND Sanji] originaljackass February 9 2011, 08:17:24 UTC
[And he fixes the filter.]

Better?

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato AND Sanji] goldenglasses February 9 2011, 08:28:55 UTC
MUCH!

Nami is a PERFECT example! She left for a little while and came back two years bigger.

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[Voice/Filtered from Knives/Legato AND Sanji] gomugomunopwn February 9 2011, 08:32:15 UTC
Vash! What's wrong with you telling people that kinda stuff?

You know she didn't get any taller!

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