World Nut Daily: Manhattan is Now The New Capital of The Native American Empire

[evildevil]

Real Americans to Sell Island for Shares of Goldline

Latest Right-Wing Freak-Out: Obama Wants To Give Manhattan Back To Native Americans

The good news is that the right-wing isn't talking about President Obama being a secret Muslim right now. The bad news is that they're now concerned that he's going to use his honorary status as a Crow Tribe Indian

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[popehippo]

[chaya]

God, white people .gifs make my world go round. That one especially. ♥

[filbypott]

That's not a dance, that's a full-body dry heave.

[spinnigold]

Last week, the "Director of Issues Analysis" for the Christian conservative American Family Association, Brian Fischer, wrote a blog post claiming that "President Obama wants to give the entire land mass of the United States of America back to the Indians. He wants Indian tribes to be our new overlords."

"Perhaps he figures that, as an adopted Crow Indian, he will be the new chief over this revived Indian empire," Fischer wrote. "But for the other 312 million of us, I think we'll settle for our constitutional 'We the people' form of government, thank you very much."

First off, they're not 'Indians', ta very much, and secondly WAAAAAAAHHH POOR WHITE PEOPLE ARE BEING OPRESSEDDD

[illusivevenstar]

well, some natives prefer to be called indian, some don't (inc. myself). depends on who you ask.

[spinnigold]

True, but in this context his choice of label was very telling.

[evelynwordsmyth]

[shoujokakumei]

These people are getting dumber by the week. I weep for the future.

[rosicrucian]

I wouldn't. Most of these people are getting so old that I feel like rambling articles like these are their political death cries.

[romp]

That is so rude. But funny.

[rosicrucian]

I really don't intend for it to be, it's just how America views what they deem to be "old people". As it currently stands, the older someone gets, the less likely we are to take them seriously and the more we think they belong in a nursing home. Old people are not full of wisdom (not in this particular case anyway, but in general) but faded memories of when things cost five cents, stockings below the knees were illegal, and that they had to walk fifty miles to get to school, lol.

The ideas these people espouse will date them in a political arena and make them increasingly irrelevant to an ever-progressing society. Unless someone makes themselves very well-beloved or aligns themselves continually with that sort of progression, they usually do not age gracefully into history.

[teacup_werewolf]

White people.

[mercaque]

Amazing how Obama has the power to be both a foreign-born Kenyan Muslin!!1! and a Native American sleeper agent. Even his most worshipful supporters don't attribute him such godly superpowers...

[chaya]

I wouldn't be surprised if they discover some Mexican heritage somewhere in there as well. All that pandering to minorities! Disgusting.