World Nut Daily: Manhattan is Now The New Capital of The Native American Empire

[evildevil]

Real Americans to Sell Island for Shares of Goldline

Latest Right-Wing Freak-Out: Obama Wants To Give Manhattan Back To Native Americans

The good news is that the right-wing isn't talking about President Obama being a secret Muslim right now. The bad news is that they're now concerned that he's going to use his honorary status as a Crow Tribe Indian

Comments

[ferlingmule]

Why are they flipping out at the idea of giving someone non white a little respect? Grow the fuck up.

[simona_zetsubou]

In other words, Wing Nut Daily's usual ranting.

I can't remember the last time an article from them made sense.

[brewsternorth]

I saw the headline and wondered whether this was the Onion's doing.

No, just turns out that WND can out-absurd the jokers any time it likes. Good grief. :/

[filbypott]

Poe's Law, my friend.

[beoweasel]

I remember one headline from WND, concerning Obama's trip to Asia, and making a polite bow to the Japanese Emperor. What was the headline? "OBAMA BOWS TO ASIAN DESPOT"

[haruhiko]

Obama to give Manhattan back to Native Americans?

That would be pretty awesome, actually.

[haruhiko]

I for one welcome our new Native American overlords, etc. etc.

[fruhlings]

lol irl :P

[brewsternorth]

Some more recognition of Them Wot Woz Ere Before Everyone Else Moved In, apart from the NMAI outpost at Bowling Green in the old Customs building, certainly wouldn't go amiss.

[illusivevenstar]

I think Native American overlords would be fucking awesome. Have any of these guys hung out with Native elders? They should.

[nicole_anell]

[crossfire]

lol

[cure_my_tragety]

WAT.

[zoram]

These might look like clips from the show, but they are actually he actors' reactions when the director tried to explain the plot.