it's not broken; it's just swollen

[suits_me]

Hypothetical question:

Let's say I was your girl-I know that's gonna be a stretch for a lot of you. Humor me. But I'm your girl and I do things for you that would greatly displease my mother...

Would you wanna move in with me?

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[crimson_rogue_x]

You really need to ask, Elena?

[suits_me]

Yeah, because I'm not so sure myself.

[crimson_rogue_x]

In a heartbeat.

[suits_me]

Okay, got the first vote over with. Thanks.

[black_honor]

[suits_me]

[toothsomehound]

...Aren't you two getting married sometime soon?

[suits_me]

It's just a hypothetical question Luc. Has nothing to do with...

Anyway, are you a brave enough man to put your toothbrush next to the toothbrush of a girl like me?

[toothsomehound]

Well,... in theory? Or in application?

We must take into account the fact of who I am, as well as who you are, if in application.

[suits_me]

I guess that does make a difference.

Give me the 'in theory' answer.

[vedacontabile]

This is, in fact, rather a stretch, being as I have neither a mother nor an interest in girls, but I will humor you. Unless you are an incredibly loud sleeper, or I have something I am trying desperately to hide, I do not believe I would find anything disagreeable in living with you.

[suits_me]

Thanks for wrapping your brain around it. Your answer's encouraging really.

[vedacontabile]

I was not meant to be anything but an honest answer, but I will take that with, You're welcome.

[axelled]

You're kind of a bitch to live with, T. Just sayin'.

[vanitafragile]

You bet.

[suits_me]

I bet I know which part of the question got your attention...

How many "overnight" guests could I expect?

[vanitafragile]

I don't normally bring people home, unless they're homeless. My space is my space, and we all need our own privacy. I've only ever lived with someone once, and it was his their space, not mine. Wouldn't have dared to bring anyone there. Really, though, I was pulling your chain: living with someone is a big responsibility, and I don't like you near enough -- or you me, really -- for that to ever work out. I'd do you, though.

[suits_me]

...

You can start without me.