First order of business: Arabella? Fucking ugliest name ever. Her new name is Regan. And I'm still getting the hang of her, so if you value your life I wouldn't step out in front of us ( Read more... )

Godfuckingdamnit why the hell did...  I refuse to believe...no...just no...

I FUCKING HATE HIM FOR THIS!

Damnit Shinji...

((ooc: strikes = gone))

Hypothetical question:

Let's say I was your girl-I know that's gonna be a stretch for a lot of you. Humor me. But I'm your girl and I do things for you that would greatly displease my mother...

Would you wanna move in with me?

Moving into someone else's house is weird. Just so you all know. The pool's fucking awesome, though.

I think in tribute, I'm going to dress up as Kitty for Halloween. Who's dressing up and as what? Best costume gets a prize of epic proportions.

Screw being too old, I'm going trick or treating. Who's with me?

Why did our workload have to double this close to Halloween? Couldn't it have been at Christmas or...some other holiday no one really cares about. If I don't get a chance to dress up as something possessed or undead, I'm gonna be pissed. I had big plans for that night ( Read more... )

So, I've discovered something lately: People in this city, they're bizarrely serious about everything. I mean, it's just life, right? Last I checked, no one life was any bigger than any other, nor any problem any bigger than any other. We all have our shit. So why not fucking live life? The fun way.

With this person hacking into so many accounts as if it were something easy to do, I have to wonder if my programming is as secure as it can be. Lloyd, is there any way you can check? It's hard to perform maintenance on myself.

[OOC: It would be awesome if someone did manage to hack her....]

So, this hack in our system. Who the hell is doing anything about this? Don't we have a crew or committee for this? I think they might be sittin' around a bit.

Most of you have heard of Madlibs, right? It's that game where you get part of a sentence and then you have to fill in the blanks with the craziest crap you can think of. Well, tonight I want us all to play:

MADLIBS LUC STYLE!Complete Luc's unfinished sentence! "Actually, I once _____ (verb) a _____ (adjective) _____(noun) for _____ (number) ( Read more... )

Today, I turned eighteen. He gave me a new scarf and gloves, since it's getting colder.

Streets were relatively quiet today, only some minor squabble between two merchants that I passed on my way to the market. They nearly knocked the apples out of my hands.

I guess most girls would be having a birthday party instead of going to work, right? I ( Read more... )