...No I don't want any goddamn jerry cell-o. I want my treats. And my tricks. And I want my nurses to be bloody and/or headless and shuffling through dark hallways.

Man...

Ever done something with someone...like a close friend and ended up regretting it?

Most of you have heard of Madlibs, right? It's that game where you get part of a sentence and then you have to fill in the blanks with the craziest crap you can think of. Well, tonight I want us all to play:

MADLIBS LUC STYLE!Complete Luc's unfinished sentence! "Actually, I once _____ (verb) a _____ (adjective) _____(noun) for _____ (number) ( Read more... )