This song goes out to the one and only Peter Petrelli. He's a sexy man and has permanently sent my mind spiraling out of control into the gutter ( Read more... )

Anyone packing for home yet?

Hold on, let me rephrase that. Head count: who's left? Say 'I'.

...No I don't want any goddamn jerry cell-o. I want my treats. And my tricks. And I want my nurses to be bloody and/or headless and shuffling through dark hallways.

Man...

You cut off my head. You burned down my store.

But you took a step farther than that.

You sent HER my old head in a box.

Where is she.

What did you do to her.

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Elena. I just got the estimate back on the bugatti. 25% of your paycheck will be set aside until it is paid off. I hope you didn't plan on dying young. Of course that desk job is still available if you would like to earn extra to apply it to the debt ( Read more... )

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Hypothetical question:

Let's say I was your girl-I know that's gonna be a stretch for a lot of you. Humor me. But I'm your girl and I do things for you that would greatly displease my mother...

Would you wanna move in with me?

I'm outta here, assholes. Me and Lilith need somewhere with shit to do.

Axel, you queer shithead. Wanna give ya somethin'.

EDIT: Forgot to mention I'm taking Italy's tiniest girl with me.

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My boss is such a buzzkill sometimes. (strikes=omg gone)

I'm just being a brat, but...

Someone cheer me up?