i swear i'll never give in; i refuse

Nov 09, 2008 11:26

First order of business: Arabella? Fucking ugliest name ever. Her new name is Regan. And I'm still getting the hang of her, so if you value your life I wouldn't step out in front of us.

Next. Those of you who still have a pair big enough to put on the suit? Speak up. Because according to my calculations, I'm the alpha wolf now. And I'm sick of half-assed loyalty.

Zack. I catch your ass trying to sneak out on me? I'll drag you back in through the window and tie you up. I can do it. The boss's wife taught me about Japanese rope bondage.

Matt. If you need sleep, better get it now. I'm gonna see if I can't get my hands on some of those "banned in 20 countries" movies.

Leader. I know you've had your eye on this city from the beginning. And you might be thinking that now's the time for Blonde Rebellion. I'd advise against it.

Luc. I need soup. As soon as you're up for making some for me, I'd appreciate it.

Yuffie? Fill your freezer full of ice cream. I'll be calling you.

And anyone who's been looking for a soft spot in the Turks and/or Shinra? Step up. Let me prove that the female is always the most deadly of the species.

Cocksuckers. This isn't the first time you broke my heart. Did I die then? Fuck no. Will I die this time? FUCK. NO.

zack fair, mello, ken hidaka, yuffie kisaragi, alucard, !elena, lulu, tseng liu, rikku, kairi, lucio

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