it's not broken; it's just swollen

[suits_me]

Hypothetical question:

Let's say I was your girl-I know that's gonna be a stretch for a lot of you. Humor me. But I'm your girl and I do things for you that would greatly displease my mother...

Would you wanna move in with me?

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[vanitafragile]

You bet.

[suits_me]

I bet I know which part of the question got your attention...

How many "overnight" guests could I expect?

[vanitafragile]

I don't normally bring people home, unless they're homeless. My space is my space, and we all need our own privacy. I've only ever lived with someone once, and it was his their space, not mine. Wouldn't have dared to bring anyone there. Really, though, I was pulling your chain: living with someone is a big responsibility, and I don't like you near enough -- or you me, really -- for that to ever work out. I'd do you, though.

[suits_me]

...

You can start without me.

[vanitafragile]

I know how that one'd go and, fortunately, I'm not so desperate as to need to whack off. If you ever need a third to spice up the bedroom, you know where to find me.

[spikeysoldier]

Hey. Back off.

[vanitafragile]

Honey, that invitation was for both of you. Just trying to be considerate.

[spikeysoldier]

I decline.

[vanitafragile]

Always an option. You'd be amazed how many people just get pissed off and never consider just saying, "No." I should do a study on it.

[suits_me]

And if you ever need a little extra ventilation, you know where to find me.

[vanitafragile]

I'm as pierced as I'd like to be, but thanks for the offer.