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[cunningness]

So. Ever been approached by a complete stranger and been asked, "What is the meaning of life?"

Anyone?

At all?

... No?

Right. Just so we're clear...

The meaning of life is monkeys.

♥

(OOC; ........... *slides away from bad attempt at a canonical joke

so

slowly*)

Comments

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[axelled]

You're batshit insane.

[cunningness]

If someone doesn't let you people know these things, imagine how boring this city would be!

[axelled]

I think I'd enjoy it.

[cunningness]

A boring life? Pfft, that's no fun.

[ricordi_di_voi]

The meaning of life is to protect what you believe in.

[cunningness]

Monkeys are more entertaining.

[crimson_rogue_x]

I'm tempted to make a joke about bananas, but I seriously can't think of any that wouldn't be groaners.

[cunningness]

I'm tempted to let you make one, just to see what it'd be.

[crimson_rogue_x]

No, seriously, you're a friend. I wouldn't inflict that kind of cruelty on you.

I can make you groan other ways, though~

[cunningness]

I've been subjected to worse.

You're so cute.

[diavolodellalba]

Well damn. I guess I've been living the wrong way.

Someone get me an application for a zookeeper position.

[cunningness]

That's the spirit! Embrace what you've learned.

[suits_me]

...

Regular monkeys or those little swimming sea monkey things? Though they're not actually monkeys. I think they're brine shrimp or something.

[cunningness]

Probably regular monkeys, though anything with "monkey" in the name should apply. Like monkey wrench.

[suits_me]

Or monkey bread. That's pretty good stuff. I eat it for breakfast somtimes.

[cunningness]

... I can honestly say that I have never eaten monkey bread. Is it tasy?