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[cunningness]

So. Ever been approached by a complete stranger and been asked, "What is the meaning of life?"

Anyone?

At all?

... No?

Right. Just so we're clear...

The meaning of life is monkeys.

♥

(OOC; ........... *slides away from bad attempt at a canonical joke

so

slowly*)

Comments

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[axelled]

You're batshit insane.

[cunningness]

If someone doesn't let you people know these things, imagine how boring this city would be!

[axelled]

I think I'd enjoy it.

[cunningness]

A boring life? Pfft, that's no fun.

[axelled]

It's never boring here. I still think it'd be better without your nonsensical monkeys.

[cunningness]

It'd be boring without someone or a few someones to keep it un-boring.

And hey, monkeys are pretty awesome! Bet you've never had a pet monkey.

[axelled]

Monkeys turn on you.

[cunningness]

No, I prefer to romp with my own species, also known as humans. Monkeys are just really adorable, and good at stealing things.

[axelled]

General "you", and I really don't need to know who or what you prefer to romp with, baby.

[cunningness]

Fair enough.