Day ONE is saved, thanks to ME

[omnomfuckyeah]

Th-this isn't America??? TONY, WHERE IN THE NAME OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS DID YOU LEAVE ME??!!

Just gotta find the nearest democracy and burger joint then I'm good to go!

Eh heh, funny...I don't see a drive-in just around the corner on this...beach?

...

SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY, WHERE AM I?!!

Please not Cuba, please not Cuba...

Comments

[aka_reiten]

America? No this isn't America. This is a little place known as HELL! It's your worst nightmare mister! There's no burger joints and no democracy!

[fluffy_zero]

All there is are torturous communists and ploys to rid the world of fast food!

[aka_reiten]

We've all been taken captive and they're going to do horrible things to us.

[fluffy_zero]

And too bad you can feel pain~ Because you'll be feeling a lot of it!

[ohc_haruhi]

My aren't you loud...You're on Salkia Island and I'm guessing you're new.

[omnomfuckyeah]

I'm a hero! Heroes have to be loud sometimes!

Salkia...Island? Is that anywhere near Panama? Or Japan?

[ohc_haruhi]

Iie, I don't believe Salkia is anywhere near Panama or Japan...

[Blinks] Your English is very good. I'm surprised. Oh, where are my manners, I'm Fujioka Haruhi.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Damn! I was hoping that Japan could at least help me out...he's a nice guy, he probably would.

Uh, of course it's good! It's my first language! Y'know, being settled by England and all.

Hi there, Fujioka, I'm AMERICA, the awesome land of the free and home of the brave!

[he thinks Fujioka's her first name...XD;]

[not_sonic_kthx]

You, unfortunately, are on Salkia Island.

[ooc: this post made me laugh so hard! XD. *has not seen Hetalia :[*]

[omnomfuckyeah]

I've never heard of that place!! Whose colony is it? If it's England then maybe I can get away from here ASAP!

[not_sonic_kthx]

Colony? It's an island in God knows where.

At least you're optimistic.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Yeah, y'know, is it England's colony, France's, Spain's...?

I'm the hero! Of course I am!

[madcuriosity]

Why hello sir! I think it's frabjous that you're from America! But I'm afraid this is Salkia Island! But please don't worry! It's ever so lovely here.

[omnomfuckyeah]

I AM America!!

Who's in charge here? Peaceful negotiations must be made for my safe return to home! I'm the hero! I can't be stranded!!

Meet one of the few people who won't care if he's an actual country

[madcuriosity]

Oh! How wonderful! Have you met England then Mr. America?

And no one's in charge here sir.

*le gasp*

[omnomfuckyeah]

Yes! Yes I have! He's my big brother after all! The annoying prick.

But so you know, he's kinda crazy.

N-no one?? This is an anarchy?!

[itscaptain_kthx]

Salkia Island, mate.

Well then, you're a bit off your rocker, aren't you. And they said I was crazy.

[omnomfuckyeah]

I don't like this...

Eh? Me? Crazy? Nonono! England's the one that's crazy!! He sees fairies and unicorns that no one else can see!