Day ONE is saved, thanks to ME

[omnomfuckyeah]

Th-this isn't America??? TONY, WHERE IN THE NAME OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS DID YOU LEAVE ME??!!

Just gotta find the nearest democracy and burger joint then I'm good to go!

Eh heh, funny...I don't see a drive-in just around the corner on this...beach?

...

SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY, WHERE AM I?!!

Please not Cuba, please not Cuba...

Comments

[not_sonic_kthx]

You, unfortunately, are on Salkia Island.

[ooc: this post made me laugh so hard! XD. *has not seen Hetalia :[*]

[omnomfuckyeah]

I've never heard of that place!! Whose colony is it? If it's England then maybe I can get away from here ASAP!

[not_sonic_kthx]

Colony? It's an island in God knows where.

At least you're optimistic.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Yeah, y'know, is it England's colony, France's, Spain's...?

I'm the hero! Of course I am!

[not_sonic_kthx]

I don't think... it's anybody's colony. I don't even think this is on Earth.

You're the hero...?

[omnomfuckyeah]

N-not on...Earth? TONY REALLY DID BRING ME TO SOME ALIEN PLANET!!

YES. YES I AM.

[not_sonic_kthx]

Everyone seems to randomly be dropped here. No one really seems to know how or why.

You are. ... ... Why do I have a hard time believing this?

[omnomfuckyeah]

That's...that's fantastic. OH WELL. I'll just have to find a way out!

Because you don't know the severity of my awesome heroism~

[not_sonic_kthx]

Good luck. We all said that when we first got here.

Clearly. I'd like to keep it that way. I've seen enough "heroes" in my own world.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Well I'm actually going to do it!!

I'm not a "hero"! I'm a HERO!

[not_sonic_kthx]

That's what everyone says. Best of luck.

... Whatever. There isn't a difference.

[omnomfuckyeah]

Thank you!

There is! And I can prove it to you!

[not_sonic_kthx]

.... This, I have to see.