Alfred! Alfred! Hey, where are you going?

Need to find my gun, burger-dude, I can't just leave this place without it!

A gun? Why do you need that?

So I can shoot the commies and save the day from evil!

O-oh no! Are they really evil, Alfred?

Of course they are! They're so evil that--man, I'm starving!! I haven't eaten since Disneyland!

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[transmission comes on, and an aerial view of the island is all that is seen while America's voice is heard blabbering on about something]

--and that's why freedom is so important!!

...Wait, did this just now turn on?? Damn! Oh well! Moving on!!

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Th-this isn't America??? TONY, WHERE IN THE NAME OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS DID YOU LEAVE ME??!!

Just gotta find the nearest democracy and burger joint then I'm good to go!

Eh heh, funny...I don't see a drive-in just around the corner on this...beach?

...

SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY, WHERE AM I?!!

Please not Cuba, please not Cuba...