Day ONE is saved, thanks to ME

[omnomfuckyeah]

Th-this isn't America??? TONY, WHERE IN THE NAME OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS DID YOU LEAVE ME??!!

Just gotta find the nearest democracy and burger joint then I'm good to go!

Eh heh, funny...I don't see a drive-in just around the corner on this...beach?

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SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY, WHERE AM I?!!

Please not Cuba, please not Cuba...