Fuckin' hell. It should be illegal to be that good-looking. All during Potions I just wanted to shove him up against the desk, grip his hair, and kiss the fuck out of him. I can't deal with this. Ever since Ginny, something...inside...And Lavender! FUCK, I nearly had to bury her under a mountain of shelves and books the way she was pawing me ( Read more... )

So, once upon a time, there used to be a boy who lived in a tiny mansion. He was a big boy, you see, and his head would be on one side of the mansion and his feet on the other. He spent a lot of time in that mansion because he usually couldn't get out once he was inside and so he would dream about people that would be like him. One day, he found ( Read more... )

Peeves is dead.

I don't appreciate the joke, Peeves, of becoming a tea cup magnet! Hermione, we need a spell to banish a ghost this instant before I get a concussion from the tea pot conking my head all afternoon.

Though it was quite nice to have something hot to pour down Malfoy's back when he tried to mess up my Potion this morning. :) I win at

Ginny, I don't think they are ever going to get all the cookie crumbs out of the bathtub...

ER. RON. Don't get any ideas. I mean, I brought swimtrucks. And the water was really high. With bubbles. I might have gottena glimpse when she leaned over and licked peanut butter off my neck. I don't really know how it got there but So, yeah, those ( Read more... )

Hey, Ginny, I'll see you soon. I'm going down to the kitchens now.

Last night was just odd. I think Peeves was up to something because I had some weird dreams about Viktor Krum and kept waking up covered in peanut butter. Which wasn't really a problem, 'cause I like peanut butter, and just simply licked it off myself, but then there was this constant groaning noise everytime I did ( Read more... )

I think Mad Eyed Moody was spot on when he transfigured Malfoy into a ferret. You'd think they would have a special bond or something, since they are so much alike. And you totally deserved everything you got, Malfoy ( Read more... )

Oh God. Look at what Creevy made to cheer me up!


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Hermione said she would take care of my name, being Prefect and all. This is rather simple to remember I guess ( Read more... )